All-Time Teams: The All-Cup-of-Coffee Team
Jim Turner - May 16, 2003

The Blue Jays have a rich history of stars. Stieb, Fernandez, Alomar, Carter, Bell; these players became inexorably linked with the franchise and helped to give a fledgling team an identity. Yet some of the greatest players to wear the Toronto uniform, Hall of Fame types and their borderline brethren, did so very briefly.

So for this exercise in all-time teams, we take the best of the barely Blue Jays; players who spent one year or less with the team.

Catcher: Lance Parrish
A 3-time Gold Glover and cornerstone of the 1984 World Champion Tigers, Parrish's career numbers aren't all that different from newly minted Hall-of-Famer Gary Carter. Finished his career with the Blue Jays during the forgettable 1995 campaign.

 
             G   AB   R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    1988 7067 856 1782  305   27  324  1070   28  37  612  1527  .252  .313  .440       
With Jays   70  178  15   36    9    0    4    22    0   0   15    52  .202  .265  .320  

First Base: Ron Fairly
The Blue Jays first All-Star, Fairly had a fine season as a 38-year-old 1B/DH in 1977. An All-Star as both a Blue Jay and an Expo, Fairly posted a career high 19 homers in his only year in Toronto blue.

 
             G   AB   R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    2442 7184 931 1913  307   33  215  1044   35  33 1052   877  .266  .360  .408             
With Jays  132  458  60  128   24    2   19    64    0   4   58    58  .279  .362  .465  

Second Base: Jeff Kent
It's funny to hear revisionist historians lament the loss of Jeff Kent. Yes, Kent has gone on to become baseball's premier slugger at second base, but the trade of Kent did land David Cone in Toronto, and Cone was a key piece of the 1992 World Champions. What's more, the Jays already had a pretty decent second baseman in place. Did anyone honestly believe in 1992 that Roberto Alomar would ever play anywhere but Toronto?

 
             G   AB   R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    1502 5559 866 1604  365   33  253  1007   73  47  504  1074  .289  .353  .503                    
With Jays   65  192  36   46   13    1    8    35    2   1   20    47  .240  .324  .443   

Third Base: Dave Hollins
I could've gone with Doug Rader here, but he'd already appeared on the A-Z team, and Hollins was a slightly better hitter in context. Can you believe Hollins made $1.9 million for his season with the Jays? That's the type of contract that would have J.P. Ricciardi spitting hot expresso all over his good pimpin' clothes.

 
             G   AB   R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career     983 3346 578  870  166   17  112   482   47  27  464   687  .260  .358  .420            
With Jays   27   99  12   22    5    0    2     6    0   0    5    22  .222  .260  .333  

Shortstop: Tony Phillips
Well, okay, he's not really considered a shortstop, and he played the outfield exclusively during his 13-game stint in Toronto. Then again, Phillips did play almost 300 career games at short, and we do need a shortstop, so here's Tony, who played great for two weeks in 1998 before being dealt to the Mets during the veteran purge of that year.

 
             G   AB    R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    2161 7617 1300 2023  360   50  160   819  177 114 1319  1499  .266  .374  .389                 
With Jays   13   48    9   17    5    0    1     7    0   0    9     6  .354  .467  .521    

Left Field: Rickey Henderson
The 1993 trade for Henderson could really have come back to haunt the Blue Jays had Steve Karsay turned into the top-flight starter he was projected to be. Henderson didn't play well for Toronto, but he did manage to score 37 runs in just 44 games and he was on base for Carter's "touch-em-all" homer.

 
             G    AB    R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    3051 10889 2288 3040  509   66  295  1110 1403 335 2179  1678  .279  .402  .419       
With Jays   44   163   37   35    3    1    4    12   22   2   35    19  .215  .356  .319  

centre Field: Dave Winfield
Some double cheating going on here, since Winfield isn't really a centre fielder, and is hardly a "Cup-of-Coffee" Jay in spirit. Winfield packed a career full of memories into one season as a Jay, and letting him go in favour of Paul Molitor was one of the best moves in franchise history.

 
             G    AB    R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    2973 11003 1669 3110  540   88  465  1833  223  96 1216  1686  .283  .353  .475       
With Jays  156   583   92  169  33     3   26   108    2   3   82    89  .290  .377  .491  

Right Field: Dave Parker
Picked up in the waning days of 1991 to help secure the division, Parker wasn't eligible for the '91 playoffs. Hit well, but failed to homer in his two weeks as a Blue Jay. Another borderline Hall-of-Fame guy who finished his career as a Blue Jay.

 
             G    AB    R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    2466  9358 1272 2712  526   75  339  1493  154 113  683  1537  .290  .339  .471
With Jays   13    36    2   12    4    0    0     3    0   1    4     7  .333  .400  .444 

Designated Hitter: Jose Canseco
Jose hit a career high 46 homers with the Jays in 1998. He also got caught up in reaching the 30-30 club, getting thrown out time and again until someone finally put the brakes on. Canseco more than negated his 29 steals by being caught 17 times. I don't know if anyone ever looked more out of place in a Blue Jays uniform than Canseco.

 
             G    AB    R    H   2B   3B   HR   RBI   SB  CS   BB    SO    BA   OBP   SLG 
Career    1887  7057 1186 1877  340   14  462  1407  200  88  906  1942  .266  .353  .515        
With Jays  151   583   98  138   26    0   46   107   29  17   65   159  .237  .318  .518 

Bench: The honourable mentions include: 1B David Segui, C/1B Mike Stanley and OF Ruben Sierra. Maybe Jorge Orta as an all-offense second baseman.

The Rotation

Phil Niekro
Career: 318-274 3.35 With Jays: 0-2 8.25
The first Blue Jay in the Hall of Fame, Neikro was 76 years old when he was picked up during the stretch drive of 1987, and it showed, as he was lit up in three starts and quickly let go.

Frank Viola
Career: 176-150 3.73 With Jays: 1-3 7.71
A good idea at the time, Viola was picked up as a low-risk gamble in 1996. Unfortunately, the 1988 Cy Young Award winner didn't fare much better than Niekro, though he did manage a win, and soon called it a career.

John Candeleria
Career: 177-122 3.33 With Jays: 0-3 5.48
Candy Man, Part 1. Candeleria wasn't having a bad year with Minnesota (7-3, 3.39), when the Jays picked him up in mid-1990, but the big lefty allowed more than 2 base runners per inning once he arrived north of the border, and that's never a recipe for success. Did pick up a save.

Tom Candiotti
Career: 151-164 3.73 With Jays: 6-7 2.98
Candy Man, Part 2. A big stretch-drive pickup in 1991, Candiotti pitched well but didn't win, and ended the year with Stieb-like numbers (13-13, 2.65). The roof fell In the ALCS against the Twins, as Candiotti got shelled in his two starts.

Pete Vukovich
Career: 93-69 3.66 With Jays: 7-7 3.47
The second Cy Young winner in the rotation, Vukovich's 1982 award is one of the worst selections ever. Dave Stieb led the league in innings pitched and shutouts that year, but 17-14 pitchers just don't win Cy Young awards. Vukovich appeared in Major League as the evil Yankee slugger Haywood.

Closer: Randy Myers
Career: 44-63 3.19 347 svs With Jays: 3-4 4.46 28 svs
Thank goodness for the San Diego Padres, who grabbed Myers, and took the Blue Jays off the hook for his ill-advised 3-year/$18 million contract. San Diego ended up paying Myers about $1 million per inning, as he managed just 14 innings pitched, got hurt and retired.

You might have some defensive shortcomings with this club, what with Phillips at short and Winfield in centre, but the offense, with almost 3000 career homers among them, would more than make up for it. A Henderson-Phillips top of the order alone would give starting pitchers plenty of sleepless nights. Throw in a two-lefty, two-knuckler rotation with more than 900 career wins among them, and this is team is just about unbeatable. It's a shame they could notch just 14 wins as Blue Jays.

Lineup

Rickey Henderson LF
Tony Phillips SS
Dave Winfield CF
Jose Canseco DH
Dave Parker RF
Jeff Kent 2B
Lance Parrish C
Ron Fairly 1B
Dave Hollins 3B

Rotation

Phil Niekro
Frank Viola
John Candelaria
Tom Candiotti
Pete Vukovich

Closer

Randy Myers